He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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