it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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