I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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