I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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