would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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