Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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