You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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