I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
