I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think my moral compass just broke
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