She said her name was "party"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Your cock deserves a montage
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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