My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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