I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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