its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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