Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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