Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We left the knife in your bed.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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