oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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