I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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