Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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