you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
