butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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