it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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