Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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