so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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