i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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