Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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