Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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