You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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