I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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