Me. At least after what I've been through.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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