I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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