Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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