I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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