bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
