just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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