What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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