arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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