just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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