rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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