So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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