Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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