I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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