He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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