The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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