you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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