I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.