The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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