I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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