But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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