She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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