I seem to have left my pride at pride
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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