Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What did we do last night that was yellow?

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(954): View more from Florida

Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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(631): View more from New York

is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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(714): View more from California

im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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(315): View more from New York

He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.

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(802): View more from Vermont

When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?

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(775): View more from Nevada

We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.

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