would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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